In Which Richard is Very Sneaky...
To begin with, that was a dirty trick, Richard.
(Richard: I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.)
And another thing: the Padres have attained levels of suckiness I did not think possible. This reminds me of the days of Enzo Hernandez, Darrell Thomas, and Fred Kendall. But at least those old Padre teams had an excuse. They really did suck, to the depths of their souls. They were just truly bad ballplayers.
I honestly don't know what the hell is wrong with this team, aside from their new habit of letting the opposition outscore them. Not even the powerful magic of Dave Roberts, Winning Machine, seems to be helping.
If we were the Reds, we could just release our closer or maybe sign Eric Milton, and that would fix everything. Or if we were the Yankees, we could sign Tony Womack.
I feel better now.
(Richard: I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.)
And another thing: the Padres have attained levels of suckiness I did not think possible. This reminds me of the days of Enzo Hernandez, Darrell Thomas, and Fred Kendall. But at least those old Padre teams had an excuse. They really did suck, to the depths of their souls. They were just truly bad ballplayers.
I honestly don't know what the hell is wrong with this team, aside from their new habit of letting the opposition outscore them. Not even the powerful magic of Dave Roberts, Winning Machine, seems to be helping.
If we were the Reds, we could just release our closer or maybe sign Eric Milton, and that would fix everything. Or if we were the Yankees, we could sign Tony Womack.
I feel better now.
posted by Lance Richardson at 1:17 PM
2 Comments:
Where's your post, then? :-P
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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