Jamul Man Killed in Explosion
The headless body of Jamul resident Richard Wade was found in front of his television shortly after the Padres victory over the Twins on Sunday.
Autopsy results are pending, but authorities believe that Wade's head exploded immediately following Padre manager Bruce Bochy's order of a sacrifice bunt with runners on first and second and no outs.
Bochy is being held for questioning.
In related news, the office of the district attorney has released a statement indicating that San Diego first baseman Phil Nevin has been arrested and is being held without bail. When questioned about the charges, a D.A. source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that Nevin had been taken into custody "on general principle."
Autopsy results are pending, but authorities believe that Wade's head exploded immediately following Padre manager Bruce Bochy's order of a sacrifice bunt with runners on first and second and no outs.
Bochy is being held for questioning.
In related news, the office of the district attorney has released a statement indicating that San Diego first baseman Phil Nevin has been arrested and is being held without bail. When questioned about the charges, a D.A. source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that Nevin had been taken into custody "on general principle."
posted by Lance Richardson at 4:49 AM
3 Comments:
ROFL
Classic!
Thanks, Peter.
I was feeling pretty good about myself with that one.
Sadly, when I phoned Richard about the post, he could only mumble some unintelligible crap about a "steel-cage death match" between Nevin and Bochy.
Oh yeah, he also muttered, through gritted teeth, "I hope they friggin' KILL eachother!!!
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