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Monday, August 01, 2005

Padres Take Aim at Record Book

Although an uncharacteristic May hot streak foiled the Padres' run at the 40-120 mark for futility achieved by the '62 Mets, the Friars remain resolute in their pursuit of records of suckitude.

Newly-acquired catcher David Ross enthused, "It's really exciting to come into a situation like this. If we lose out, we'll be the first team ever to lose its last sixty games."

Explained Friar skipper Bruce Bochy, "Contrary to the writings of blogging great Richard B. Wade, I am not stupid. I am merely determined. Determined to make history by losing our final sixty games. Padre fans should revel in the opportunity to witness such an achievement."

Closer Trevor Hoffman backs his manager.

"At first I was disappointed that I wouldn't be getting any more saves this year. But this is a chance to be a part of something much bigger. We're all behind Boch."


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